How to get rid of a cold ASAP

* get yourself YIN CHIAO pills. If you are EVER near a China town; do yourself a favor and get those. they are extremely cheap, they are natural, and they will kick your cold in the ass.
*get yourself too much vitamin C. Eat as many citrus fruits as you can stand, get vitamin C pills, drinks, and start pumping it in.
*sleep as much as you can afford
* drink tons of water. (and also tea)
* if you got a fever, cover yourself with tons of blankets and clothes, and sweat it off during the night.